When you see this, remember to keep quiet, keep really quiet.
We are planning to celebrate _________'s birthday(see, so clever, I don't write the name, he/she won't know, he/she won't suspect because I didn't reveal his/her gender).
But, how to celebrate leh?
I don't know!!! That's why.....I have a plan, no, plans.
Plan A: ddhnj29eaedndkjcnsdchdsiofjdsfvsv......get it?
Plan B: Like that loh, understand?
Plan C: When both A and B fail, we go for this, but the details.......spontaneous lah~
OK, so now everybody except birthday boy/girl understand right?
Oh, one more, please make sure he/she doesn't see this until tomorrow.