Complain

I want to lodge a complain to the committee of OBOS!!!
I have come back from Taiwan, feeling very excited 'cause I can finally meet up with my friends here.

HOWEVER, one long-haired freak, name is Poh Yang Jing aka Poh Yi, DID not pick up any call from us, or reply me offline message AND online messages that I have sent him through msn....NOt a word dude...

I'm very disappointed now...

hng, poh yi lei hou ye....

早讲 vs. 早知道

keikei指路说：『前面要靠左。』
我就靠左了。
keikei立刻更正说：『不是那么早靠左，等下个路口。』
amy说：『哟...!又不早讲！』
我说：「不是不早讲，而是太早讲了。」

过了个路口，那里的红绿灯坏了。
我说：「为什么你家的红绿灯坏了你不早讲？」
keikei无奈地说：『我哪里知道它坏了？』
我说：「你不是早知道的咩？」

过了红绿灯，看到另外一个路口。
amy说：『这里U转，不要载她回。』
keikei说：『不要紧啊，我可以搭LRT。』
amy说：『哟...早知道不要载你回。』
我说：「不是早知道，你应该早讲不要载她回。」

趴在桌上睡觉的奋斗史

演讲人叙述自己的奋斗史：『我从晚上7点趴在桌子上睡觉，然后11点爬起来到图书馆念书。』
他继续说：『我趴在桌上是因为不想水得太好，怕忘记起床。你们如果像我一样爬在桌子上睡觉三年，我相信你们也会有一些成就。』

我看着-1说：「咦...你也是趴在桌上睡觉的啊！每次上课的时候你就睡，睡了3年。」
-1说：『错！我睡了6年！』

皇上。。。的朋友起驾

Hello everyone!!
I'll stay in Singapore from now...till 13th of Feb...
so..I was thinking that Your Majesty should plan a gathering...I know Your Majesty is busy...
so maybe we can go "bai nian"??

anyone has any other ideas??i know that fat Your Majesty is available...Your Majesty will be back at that time....
others??

皇上駕到

Hello everyone!!
I'll be back on the 19th of Jan...till 18th of Feb...
so..I was thinking that we should plan a gathering...I know you guys are busy...
so maybe we can go "bai nian"??

anyone has any other ideas??i know that fat yyy is available....you finished your UEC....
others??