你那里怎样？

「你那儿水灾怎样？」
『我的房间完全没事。』（答非所问）

「你呢？」
『还没死。』（废话）

「水灾的情况如何？」
『很幸运，淹到脚而已。』
「那是因为你高！」（给yyy就到下巴了。）
『嘻嘻，也对！』（其实你和我想的一样。）


「有没有取消课？」（其实我最关心这一个问题。）
『没有，有，一天。』（语无伦次！）

*（括号中的都是我的心声）

Hurrah Teachers!!

Dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life.

One man, a CEO (proud of being a professional), decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, 'What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?'

He reminded the other dinner guests what they say about teachers: 'Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.'

To stress his point he said to another guest; 'You're a teacher, Mary. Be honest. What do you make?'

Mary, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, 'You want to know what I make? (She paused for a second, then began...)

'Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.

I make a C+ feel like the Medal of Honor.

I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can't make them sit for 5 without an I Pod, Game Cube or movie rental.

You want to know what I make?' (She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table.)

''I make kids wonder.

I make them question.

I make them apologize and mean it.

I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions.

I teach them to write and then I make them write. Keyboarding isn't everything.

I make them read, read, read.

I make them show all their work in maths. They use their God given brain, not the man-made calculator.

I make my students from other countries learn everything they need to know in English while preserving their unique cultural identity.

I make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe.

I make my students stand, to say the Pledge of Allegiance to the National Flag, and sing the National Anthem, because we live in this great country.

Finally, I make them understand that if they use the gifts they were given, work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life.'
Mary paused one last time and then continued,then, when people try to judge me by what I make, with me knowing money isn't everything, I can hold my head up high and pay no attention because they are ignorant..... You want to know what I make?

I MAKE A DIFFERENCE . What do you make Mr. CEO?'

His jaw dropped, he went silent.

(*got this from a forwarded e-mail!)

Showing Off Here

Bad Kei Kei!!
you choose sleep over me!!
heng!
I had a fun day today, go DOng Zen Temple and Pantai Morib!!
Fun leh...heng..who asked you not to come?!

Book Fair

Quick, I'm planning to raid the book fair in KLCC next thursday!!

yyy, kei kei, -1, quickly leave a message here to sign up!!

录影

没有什么。

只是胡乱浏览坤成网站，

突然发觉原来在前几个月里，

坤成童军团搞着那么多有趣的录影。

突然

突然很想对某些人说：失复本然，得之为福。